our father who art in nature

central oregonian in portland

total beer nerd


this is my day to day.

Benefit’s “they’re real” mascara is my favorite product ever.


 Appleton Pass, 2014.

(via last-best-place)

He’s having flashbacks again. #judahcatcatcat

Asker Anonymous Asks:
You physically CANNOT be a stripper and a feminist at the same time. It's people like you that give us a bad rap. Please leave
mymirrrorspeaks mymirrrorspeaks Said:


Sorry/not sorry that you don’t understand the point of bodily autonomy and would rather make YOUR feminism all about policing women’s life choices, but that’s “physically” the opposite of feminism. LOL

I’m only three posts in to being in love with this lady and she gets possibly the dumbest anons I’ve ever seen on this site.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
mymirrrorspeaks mymirrrorspeaks Said:


Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

Bless this post.