chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

that’s weird because I literally just updated my facebook status because I sat on a peach I was going to eat :(

Uh @sealoom and I live literally 4 blocks away from each other which is AWESOME